Atheist Bible Study #7 “Noah Dies and God Invents Racism”
Jake and Hugo read the Death of Noah and one of the best villain stories ever written, The Tower of Babel.
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WOW. This is incredible. I had no fucking idea a schmeckle was a Hebrew slang term for a little penis… this makes the Rick and Morty episode where they’re on an alien planet using “schmeckles” much funnier.
At my school they taught all this stuff literally
maybe noah lived that long because he was a half elf.
isnt that sargon??
I always wondered what was going on in Asia at this time, cuz things were happening. God doesn’t hate Asians but he also doesn’t care about them apparently.
In my mom’s cult they said that Ham raped Noah and that’s why his decedents were cursed.
God reminds me of a spoiled sixteen year old girl. “LOVE ME OR I HATE YOU !!!!”, “YOU’RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME !!”. Someone send him to his room !
God is a total yandere
Thats cool, now i know where Sargon got his avatar lmao
I’d like to point out that Hebrews didn’t exist until around the time of Joseph.
It’s like the Jesus freaks only kept the Old Testament as a parody on religion ( if you follow the theory of Jesus as Barabas)
I was wondering why there were so many 2012 memes in this, but then I looked when it was uploaded and it was explained.
be a man and fight me god…
This story breaks the bible
Is it possible that the 120 years that were decreed was the number of years Yahweh was allowing between the time he decided that the earth would be destroyed via flood, and the flood actually happening (if it was not merely a myth and USDA Grade A bullshit)?
“Do you think God refuses to come down from Heaven, because he too fears what he has created?” You bet your ass.
Interesting enough, the whole thing about Noah’s dick was that he was castrated by Ham as a result of his seeing the dick.
The ark was actually just a bigass raft, and its actual contents were about 8 people, some goats, a few chickens, and a big fuggin’ pile of grain.
where is the incest rape of ham and noah?!?!!?!
Devils And Wicked Human Beings Invent Racism . Never God did that!!!! Please stop spreading this Popsong!!!!
Lol. I actually have that History book.
I love how you pointed out something I never noticed literalists say about incest in the bible.
I worked with a guy who said we’re fucked genetically because we’re so far from Adam and eves perfect genetics. It makes sense now that he thinks a genetic bottleneck is good. And having no understanding of cheetahs being incestuous and their shortcomings. Thanks lol. It’s hard to refute answers that have no logic and thus can’t be refuted prior.
7:55 in pretty sure thats sargon of akkad.
That’s why I never want to live in the US. You really have (a lot) people who take this crap literally. Where I live even Christians see stuff like Noah’s ark, the tower of Babel, Jonah and the whale, etc. as fairy tales.
Am I the only one curious to know how my penis compares to my dad’s?
have fun with genesis 21