Atheist Bible Study #3 “Snakes; Man’s Real Best Friend”

Atheist Bible Study #3 “Snakes; Man’s Real Best Friend”

Jake and Hugo read Genesis 3. Sorry, Jake was sick during this recording so his voice sounds a little more sexy than usual. He apologizes for any and all erections and wetties given 😉
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Comments (20)

  1. rationalguy

    “We can probably get 300 subscribers” has 162,000

  2. Greg Lindstrom

    We are on the edge of declaration!
    1 John5:8 And there are three that
    bear witness in earth, the Spirit, and the water, and the blood: and
    these three agree in one.
    9 If we receive the witness of men, the
    witness of God is greater: for this is the witness of God which he hath
    testified of his Son.
    He that believe on the Son of God hath
    the witness in himself: he that believe not God hath made him a liar;
    because he believe not the record that God gave of his Son.
    The witness of the blood in the stars.. 17 And the dragon was wroth
    with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which
    keep the commandments of God, and have the testimony of Jesus Christ.
    The Rabbi’s keep the tablets of stone and the blood (testimony)
    found on the mercy seat.
    I will pour upon the house of David, and upon the inhabitants of
    Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look
    upon me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for him, as one
    mourn for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for him, as one that
    is in bitterness for his firstborn.

  3. Greg Lindstrom

    It wasn’t an apple it was sex. ds

  4. Oriana Markovic

    My snake is my best friend

  5. Anime Lover

    “We believe that men be punished for their own sins and not for Adam transgressions.” But women will be punished for Eve’s? Lds

  6. Bismuth LD

    I don’t think over population will be a problem in the future. Research has shown that concentrations of sperm per ml of semen has gone from over 100 million to nearly 47 million, globally, over the last century. Conception is usually likely to happen as 30 millionish per ml (I have not fully researched the topic of conception rates and their connection to sperm concentration, so don’t quote me). The point being, if concentration rates continue to dwindle at the steady rate they have, within the next 40 years, we should we population sizes go down instead of up. The cause of this mass infertility is as of yet, unknown. MAYBE IT WAS GOD, SITTING THERE ON HIS GOLDEN FUCKING THRONE THINKING “Hmm, guess I fucked up (again), time to find a way to get rid of a bunch of humans, but I already told them I wouldn’t flood them again, and being the infallible god I am, I never lie, NEVER LIE, EVER, ABOUT ANYTHING” and so he decided to make humans stop having children, but he wanted to be subtle about it, so he wanted to wait until they reached (potentially in 40 years) nearly 10 billion before the number goes down.

  7. Jason Axford

    Thought I’d check out your original material.
    Just want to say one thing: your heavy breathing suggests underlying cardiovascular disease. I know you guys are aware of this but I hope you’re doing something about it after your suicide video because that’s exactly what you’re doing if you continue to sit on your obese asses 24/7. Killing yourselves when you could do something about it.
    We love you.

  8. clumcy ninga

    Hay I’m felipino

  9. AwesomeSpider4

    Jake was right.

  10. averagejoe455

    I’m sure this has been pointed out already, but Cherubs are actually terrifying.

  11. jezer patrick

    good videos to sit with the family eat popcorn and bond

  12. Auroras Aura

    9:45 I personally am a woman who loves snakes lol! no wonder I’m an atheist

  13. Lazy

    I just realized that this story could totally end like the first part of Hunger Games did.

  14. Daniel H

    I once asked my sunday school teacher why Adam and Eve didn’t just say “no” when God asked if they had eat from the fruit.
    Her explanation were that Adam and Eve didn’t know how to lie yet.
    Not until now did I realise that explanation fail.
    Adam tell God they hide from him because they are naked, although they have already make some nice leaf-clothes.
    So at least Adam know how to lie.
    You constantly learn something new from the Bible, even as an atheist.

    I would have gone for total denial.
    “Nooooo. Haven’t been close to that tree for ages… I know the snake often go in that direction though…”

  15. Mr Po

    Do couples feel ashame when they are naked? I think most don’t.

  16. Elfin Dreamer

    I’m going to add a level to this mythos by saying the snake IS Lillith. There’s no proof for this, but it’s Christianity so there doesn’t need to be.

  17. Mr Po

    Do the scripture mention what happens to the flamming swords on the ground now? The angels now put back in heaven? Why do heaven used medieval weapons?

  18. Azdroc96

    Before this video there was an ad for “Ellel Ministries Pierrepont” which is a full-on Christian organization. Pretty ironic.

  19. Truthseeker

    There is no apple mentioned in Genesis that is a christian fabrication like many other things..oh well. Funny show!

  20. TigerLily

    Shut up, god. Snakes are good boys.


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