Atheist Bible Study #7 “Noah Dies and God Invents Racism”

Atheist Bible Study #7 “Noah Dies and God Invents Racism”


Jake and Hugo read the Death of Noah and one of the best villain stories ever written, The Tower of Babel.

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Comments (26)

  1. Jesse Crandle

    WOW. This is incredible. I had no fucking idea a schmeckle was a Hebrew slang term for a little penis… this makes the Rick and Morty episode where they’re on an alien planet using “schmeckles” much funnier.

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  2. Quinn

    At my school they taught all this stuff literally

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  3. chedar munkey

    maybe noah lived that long because he was a half elf.

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  4. john doe

    isnt that sargon??

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  5. Jae Waitwhat

    I always wondered what was going on in Asia at this time, cuz things were happening. God doesn’t hate Asians but he also doesn’t care about them apparently.

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  6. Sydni Robinson

    In my mom’s cult they said that Ham raped Noah and that’s why his decedents were cursed.

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  7. SecTheOther

    God reminds me of a spoiled sixteen year old girl. “LOVE ME OR I HATE YOU !!!!”, “YOU’RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME !!”. Someone send him to his room !

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  8. Nocthe Medic

    God is a total yandere

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  9. Jman LPGuy

    Thats cool, now i know where Sargon got his avatar lmao

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  10. Aisling Oharrigan

    I’d like to point out that Hebrews didn’t exist until around the time of Joseph.

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  11. Philemaphobia

    It’s like the Jesus freaks only kept the Old Testament as a parody on religion ( if you follow the theory of Jesus as Barabas)

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  12. Recklez Jazz

    I was wondering why there were so many 2012 memes in this, but then I looked when it was uploaded and it was explained.

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  13. Sneaky Horse-feet

    be a man and fight me god…

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  14. Callisto _

    This story breaks the bible

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  15. Aurora Frost

    Is it possible that the 120 years that were decreed was the number of years Yahweh was allowing between the time he decided that the earth would be destroyed via flood, and the flood actually happening (if it was not merely a myth and USDA Grade A bullshit)?

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  16. Zachary Ramirez

    “Do you think God refuses to come down from Heaven, because he too fears what he has created?” You bet your ass.

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  17. Kynny's Quest

    Interesting enough, the whole thing about Noah’s dick was that he was castrated by Ham as a result of his seeing the dick.

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  18. facts about ur mum

    The ark was actually just a bigass raft, and its actual contents were about 8 people, some goats, a few chickens, and a big fuggin’ pile of grain.

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  19. Andrew Bell

    where is the incest rape of ham and noah?!?!!?!

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  20. Dione M.A.

    Devils And Wicked Human Beings Invent Racism . Never God did that!!!! Please stop spreading this Popsong!!!!

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  21. Erianna Miécce

    Lol. I actually have that History book.

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  22. BlackAngus4

    I love how you pointed out something I never noticed literalists say about incest in the bible.

    I worked with a guy who said we’re fucked genetically because we’re so far from Adam and eves perfect genetics. It makes sense now that he thinks a genetic bottleneck is good. And having no understanding of cheetahs being incestuous and their shortcomings. Thanks lol. It’s hard to refute answers that have no logic and thus can’t be refuted prior.

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  23. mike mosc

    7:55 in pretty sure thats sargon of akkad.

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  24. Desperadox23

    That’s why I never want to live in the US. You really have (a lot) people who take this crap literally. Where I live even Christians see stuff like Noah’s ark, the tower of Babel, Jonah and the whale, etc. as fairy tales.

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  25. conduit122

    Am I the only one curious to know how my penis compares to my dad’s?

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  26. MadScientistGamerr

    have fun with genesis 21

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